tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86612831008657774742011-11-27T16:32:16.996-08:00Se você passa o dia todo na frente do pc..geralmente no trabalho...estressado e cheio de coisa pra fazer..quer ter uma pequena distração pra aliviar a tensão??? AAAAHHHH..Vaaii trabalhar!!!!elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.comBlogger531100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-84535394686414108912009-07-13T05:02:00.000-07:002009-07-13T05:03:02.240-07:00<center><embed src="http://twilightguide.com/tg/tcd/show.swf?clickURL=http://twilightguide.com/&clickLABEL=New Moon Movie&flashLABEL=Twilight Guide&skin=http://twilightguide.com/tg/tcd/skins/19.jpg&text=&untilColor=13804357&textColor=0&datesColor=13804357&year=2009&month=10&day=20&hour=0&minute=0&second=0&x=6&y=77" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="300" height="200" name="countdown" align="middle" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></embed></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-8453539468641410891?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-40980098696004934782009-02-17T11:00:00.000-08:002009-02-17T11:08:20.681-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SZsK2ejQrFI/AAAAAAAAAdw/kcSvkEWSWyg/s1600-h/bar_.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SZsK2ejQrFI/AAAAAAAAAdw/kcSvkEWSWyg/s320/bar_.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303844917189061714" /></a><br /><br /><br />essa ideia é genial!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-4098009869600493478?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-20265206592912222222009-02-17T10:56:00.000-08:002009-02-17T10:59:24.954-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SZsJAG_44SI/AAAAAAAAAdo/VtJT252m4tI/s1600-h/atacante_.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 286px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SZsJAG_44SI/AAAAAAAAAdo/VtJT252m4tI/s320/atacante_.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303842883642122530" /></a><br /><br />se é que me entende...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-2026520659291222222?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-8248887167956838472009-02-17T07:06:00.001-08:002009-02-17T07:07:01.435-08:00Certa tarde, um bem sucedido advogado estava sendo conduzido em sua limusine para seu sítio quando observou dois homens maltrapilhos comendo capim ao lado da estrada.<br /><br />Ele ordenou imediatamente ao motorista que parasse, saiu do veículo e perguntou:<br />- Por que vocês estão comendo capim?<br /><br />- Porque nós não temos dinheiro para comprar comida respondeu um dos homens.<br /><br />- Bem, você pode vir comigo para o sítio - disse o advogado.<br /><br />- Senhor, eu tenho uma esposa e três filhos aqui.<br /><br />- Traga-os também - replicou o advogado.<br /><br />- E quanto ao meu amigo?<br /><br />O advogado virou-se para o outro homem e disse:<br />- Você pode vir também<br /><br />- Mas, senhor, eu também tenho esposa e seis filhos - disse o segundo homem.<br /><br />- Eles podem nos acompanhar também - disse o advogado enquanto se dirigia de volta à limusine.<br /><br />Todos se acomodaram como puderam na limusine e, quando já estavam a caminho, um dos acompanhantes disse:<br />- O senhor é muito gentil. Obrigado por levar a gente com o senhor.<br /><br />O advogado respondeu:<br />- De nada. Vocês vão adorar meu sítio. O capim está com quase um metro de altura!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-824888716795683847?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-1195027970772959822009-02-16T06:54:00.001-08:002009-02-16T06:54:59.485-08:00Muitos textos são escritos numa linguagem de difícil compreensão para o grande público. Torna-se necessário simplificá-los, tornando-os mais acessíveis. Observem abaixo os estágios dessa simplificação:<br /><br /> Texto Original: ( PhD )<br /> O dissacarídeo de fórmula C12H22O11, obtido através da fervura e da evaporação de H2O do líquido resultante da prensagem do caule da ramínea Saccharus officinarum, Linneu, isento de qualquer outro tipo de processamento suplementar que elimine suas impurezas, quando apresentado sob a forma geométrica de sólidos de reduzidas dimensões e arestas retilíneas, configurando pirâmides truncadas de base oblonga e pequena altura, uma vez submetido a um toque no órgão do paladar de quem se disponha a um teste organoléptico, impressiona favoravelmente as papilas gustativas, sugerindo impressão sensorial equivalente provocada pelo mesmo dissacarídeo em estado bruto que ocorre no líquido nutritivo da alta viscosidade, produzindo nos órgãos especiais existentes na Apis mellifica, Linneu. No entanto, é possível comprovar experimentalmente que esse dissacarídeo, no estado físico-químico descrito e apresent ado sob aquela forma geométrica, apresenta considerável resistência a modificar apreciavelmente suas dimensões quando submetido a tensões mecânicas de compressão ao longo do seu eixo em conseqüência da pequena deformidade que lhe é peculiar.<br /><br /> Primeiro estagio da simplificação: ( Mestre )<br /> A sacarose extraída da cana de açúcar, que ainda não tenha passado pelo processo de purificação e refino, apresentando-se sob a forma de pequenos sólidos tronco-piramidais de base retangular, impressiona agradavelmente o paladar, lembrando a sensação provocada pela mesma sacarose produzida pelas abelhas em um peculiar líquido espesso e nutritivo. Entretanto, não altera suas dimensões lineares ou suas proporções quando submetida a uma tensão axial em conseqüência da aplicação de compressões equivalentes e opostas.<br /><br /> Segundo estagio da simplificação: ( Universitário )<br /> O açúcar, quando ainda não submetido à refinação e, apresentando-se em blocos sólidos de pequenas dimensões e forma tronco-piramidal, tem sabor deleitável da secreção alimentar das abelhas; todavia não muda suas proporções quando sujeito à compressão.<br /><br /> Terceiro estagio da simplificação: ( Curso médio )<br /> Açúcar não refinado, sob a forma de pequenos blocos, tem o sabor agradável do mel, porém não muda de forma quando pressionado.<br /><br /> Quarto estagio da simplificação: ( Curso fundamental )<br /> Açúcar mascavo em tijolinhos tem o sabor adocicado, mas não é macio ou flexível.<br /><br /> Estagio final da simplificação:<br /> Rapadura é doce, mas não é mole não!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-119502797077295982?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-64585965011262038312009-02-13T08:10:00.001-08:002009-02-13T08:10:42.825-08:00Numa faculdade de medicina, o professor diz:<br /><br />- Os Médicos têm que aprender duas coisas importantes:<br /><br />1º - Ter muita atenção.<br />2º - Nem um pouco de nojo.<br />Por isso, vamos fazer um teste.<br /><br />Trouxeram um cadáver e o professor enfiou o dedo no ânus do morto, lambeu e mandou todos fazerem o mesmo.<br />Todos se entreolharam, com cara de nojo, mas fizeram o mesmo.<br /><br />Depois que todos lamberam o dedo, o professor disse:<br /><br />- Ótimo! Nojo vocês não tem.<br />Agora só falta a atenção, pois eu enfiei um dedo e lambi o outro!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-6458596501126203831?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-24178271193131017512009-02-13T08:00:00.000-08:002009-02-13T08:01:32.646-08:00<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1754" width="480" height="401"><param name="movie" value="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1754" /><param name="flashVars" value="id=1754" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1754" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="480" height="401"></embed></object><br /><br />tadinho do bichinho!!<br /><br />hauiahuaHUIHAuaA<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-2417827119313101751?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-87612998118880773872009-02-03T04:19:00.000-08:002009-02-03T04:51:32.396-08:00Observem o que acontece no trecho 1:07 do vídeo!!!<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-3d45d992f8c12a7" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" 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falar que tô de volta depois de um breve abandono (ser analista PLENO da empresa é puxado) hahaha<br /><br />bom...depois eu posto!<br /><br />=]<br /><br />abraço<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-536562621412299401?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-29736108727074677972008-12-27T03:26:00.001-08:002008-12-27T03:26:59.153-08:00<embed allowscriptaccess="always" src="http://media.uniquepeek.com/flvplayer2.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="file=http://media.uniquepeek.com/bravestorm.flv&amp;showdigits=true&amp;autostart=false&amp;bufferlength=20&amp;lightcolor=0xBD5F01&amp;backcolor=0x000000&amp;frontcolor=0xCCCCCC&amp;" border="0" height="350" width="430"></embed><div 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/></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-88136536241785881772008-12-12T03:33:00.000-08:002008-12-12T03:34:28.316-08:00PECADO É PECADO...<br /> <br /> <br />Um paulista, trabalhando pesado, suado, terno e gravata, vê um baiano<br />deitado numa rede, na maior folga.<br />O paulista não resiste e diz:<br />-Você sabia que a preguiça é um dos sete pecados capitais?<br /> <br />E o baiano, sem nem se mexer, responde:<br /> - A inveja também !!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-8813653624178588177?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-86577987101429563052008-12-11T07:29:00.000-08:002008-12-11T07:30:30.756-08:00Agora pergunto...se tava todo mundo brincando, porque só ele levou a serio???<br /><br /><embed allowscriptaccess="always" src="http://media.uniquepeek.com/flvplayer2.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="file=http://media.biertijd.com/movies/200812/firework_hammer.flv&amp;showdigits=true&amp;autostart=false&amp;bufferlength=20&amp;lightcolor=0xBD5F01&amp;backcolor=0x000000&amp;frontcolor=0xCCCCCC&amp;" border="0" height="350" width="430"></embed><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-8657798710142956305?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-22121441723265964572008-12-08T06:26:00.000-08:002008-12-08T06:31:15.870-08:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-b3994b2fb4b36d77" 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jogadores em partidas de futebol..<br />No Morumbi, estádio do São Paulo, era muito comum assitir tal fato..<br /><br />A administração do estádio então tomou a seguinte providência:<br />o pica-pau por ser um predador natural do quero-quero foi trazido para o Morumbi para solucionar o problema.<br /><br />Soltaram uma dezena de pica-paus no gramado com o intuito de espantar os quero-queros que ali tinham feito seus ninhos.<br /><br />Surpresa!!! Algum tempo depois notaram que ao invés de espantarem os quero-queros os pica-paus estavam acasalando com eles.<br />Como resultado desse cruzamento inusitado, nasceram dezenas de filhotes de <span style="font-weight:bold;">'quero-pica'</span> e <span style="font-weight:bold;">'quero-pau'.</span><br />Por que será que essas coisas só acontecem no Morumbi?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-7002363872038067078?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-49289343961902878342008-12-04T03:04:00.000-08:002008-12-04T03:05:40.639-08:00meninas adoram esse tipo de coisa "fofa de mamãe"<br /><br />aHAIUHiuah<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/2104957/best_friend.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br/><font size="1"><br /> <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2104957/best_friend/">Best Friend - video powered by Metacafe</a></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-4928934396190287834?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-73129600813661953432008-12-03T03:28:00.000-08:002008-12-03T03:29:11.240-08:00<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1441" width="480" height="401"><param name="movie" value="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1441" /><param name="flashVars" value="id=1441" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1441" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="480" height="401"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-7312960081366195343?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-87859107187786453622008-12-01T09:11:00.000-08:002008-12-01T09:17:56.579-08:00Certa noite uma mulher não voltou para casa...<br />No dia seguinte, ela disse ao marido que tinha dormido na casa de uma amiga.<br />Desconfiado, o homem telefonou para as 10 melhores amigas da mulher, e...<br />Nenhuma sabia de nada..<br />.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Moral da História: Ô RAÇA DESUNIDA...</span><br /> <br /> <br />Certa noite um homem não voltou para casa...<br />No dia seguinte, ele disse a esposa que tinha dormido na casa de um amigo.<br />Desconfiada, a mulher telefonou para os 10 melhores amigos do marido e...<br />Oito deles confirmaram que ele tinha passado a noite na casa deles e dois disseram que ele ainda estava lá!!!!<br /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Moral da História: Ô RAÇA F.D.P.... </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-8785910718778645362?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-64624494450244964512008-11-27T06:33:00.000-08:002008-11-27T06:36:52.642-08:00E eu me pergunto...será mesmo que não pensaram nisso quando batizaram o rapaz?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SS6wGUQzJZI/AAAAAAAAAdM/UbzRrfcyhsY/s1600-h/mike-litoris.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 246px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SS6wGUQzJZI/AAAAAAAAAdM/UbzRrfcyhsY/s320/mike-litoris.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273345836262303122" /></a><br /><br /><br />De qualquer forma..é um belo trocadilho!!<br /><br />=]<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-6462449445024496451?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-20473729523916547772008-11-27T02:39:00.001-08:002008-11-27T06:36:30.851-08:00Bichinhos inocentes? não..eu acho que não!!!<br /><br /><br /><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/611350"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/611350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/crazy-chicken-takes-down-frat-kid.html">Crazy Chicken Takes Out Frat Kid</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">Free Videos</a></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-2047372952391654777?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-89896711322482040402008-11-26T05:54:00.000-08:002008-11-26T06:01:54.042-08:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Fábio Assunção, Amy Winehouse, Casagrande, Whitney Houston</span> agora contam com um hit exclusivo...vamo que vamo "Pó pará com o pó!!"<br /><br /><object width="425" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/op3HZtYb4oo&border=1&color1=0x0&color2=0x7f7f7f&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/op3HZtYb4oo&border=1&color1=0x0&color2=0x7f7f7f&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="349"></embed></object><br /><br />pego emprestado de <a href="http://www.caixapretta.com.br" target="blank_"><span style="font-style:italic;">Guilherme Lautenschläger</span></a> que pegou emprestado de <a href="http://www.ahtrine.com.br" target="blank_"><span style="font-style:italic;">Dani Koetz</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-8989671132248204040?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-76725896169376644462008-11-26T04:57:00.000-08:002008-11-26T04:58:28.628-08:00Chega sempre uma fase da vida em que pensamos no que há pela frente… <br /><br />Relato masculino… (caso verídico ) <br /><br />Numa noite, minha esposa e eu estávamos sentados na sala, falando das muitas coisas da vida. <br /><br />Estávamos falando da idéia de viver e morrer. Foi quando eu lhe disse: <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />- Nunca me deixe em estado vegetativo, dependendo de uma máquina e líquidos para viver… Se me vir nesse estado, por favor desligue os artefatos que me mantêm vivo.</span> <br /><br />Ela se levantou, desligou a TV, me tirou a cerveja e foi dormir.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-7672589616937664446?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-1421164288797852992008-11-25T10:09:00.000-08:002008-11-25T10:11:03.730-08:00Continuaaa assim!!!<br /><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1388" width="480" height="401"><param name="movie" value="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1388" /><param name="flashVars" value="id=1388" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1388" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="480" height="401"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-142116428879785299?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-80632707849347866722008-11-25T10:08:00.000-08:002008-11-25T10:09:54.784-08:00Um...dois...três..e....<br /><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1405" width="480" height="401"><param name="movie" value="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1405" /><param name="flashVars" value="id=1405" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1405" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="480" height="401"></embed></object><br /><br />se fudeu!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-8063270784934786672?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-52078397615775826632008-11-25T09:41:00.001-08:002008-11-25T09:43:52.749-08:00a Globo mostrando que se preocupa com os animais...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/SaoPaulo/0,,MUL874779-5605,00-TAMANDUA+COM+CONJUNTIVITE+E+ENCONTRADO+NO+INTERIOR+DE+SP.html" href="blank_"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 296px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSw48j6lDUI/AAAAAAAAAdE/eGR1sZ3yQSU/s320/tamandua.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272651876828253506" /></a><br /><br />clique na imagem para ver a notícia...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-5207839761577582663?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-33395985546428725132008-11-22T03:59:00.000-08:002008-11-22T04:00:15.864-08:00Um funcionário de uma agência funerária está trabalhando de noite,<br /><br />para examinar corpos antes de eles serem sepultados ou cremados<br /><br />Examina um corpo, identificado como José Chagas, que está para ser<br /><br />cremado, e descobre que o defunto tem o maior pinto que ele já viu na<br /><br />vida.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Desculpe, Sr. Chagas - pensa o funcionário - mas não posso mandá-lo<br /><br />para o crematório com essa coisa enorme.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Ela tem que ser conservada para a posteridade.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Com um bisturi, remove o pênis do morto, guarda-o num frasco e vai para<br /><br />casa.<br /><br /> <br /><br />- A primeira pessoa a quem ele mostra a monstruosidade é a sua mulher.<br /><br />-Tenho algo inacreditável para te mostrar, querida. Nem vais acreditar !<br /><br />- Depois, abre o frasco e, ao ver o conteúdo, a mulher grita, estarrecida:<br /><br />- Oh meu Deus, o Chagas morreu ? ? ? ! ! ! . . .<br /><br /> <br /><br />Moral da História : JAMAIS LEVE TRABALHO PRA CASA<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-3339598554642872513?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-2463588840781938082008-11-21T06:32:00.000-08:002008-11-21T06:46:28.602-08:00se ele tá dizendo né?!<br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-6e5e6cb375cb6427" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v22.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D6e5e6cb375cb6427%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331326133%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D30D4D05859714A384DB9B614F93AD68291BA5282.16F29F2413D5220E931B41272B7D72D03A23A70E%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D6e5e6cb375cb6427%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Deic8IfQkr-Uq0WNqljf7m6bMlU8&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v22.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D6e5e6cb375cb6427%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331326133%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D30D4D05859714A384DB9B614F93AD68291BA5282.16F29F2413D5220E931B41272B7D72D03A23A70E%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D6e5e6cb375cb6427%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Deic8IfQkr-Uq0WNqljf7m6bMlU8&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-246358884078193808?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-81989175024370939782008-11-21T06:25:00.001-08:002008-11-21T06:29:03.006-08:00Recebi um e-mail com essa notícia e achei legal publicar...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSbFJqktZ2I/AAAAAAAAAc8/5iLaQEXxtM4/s1600-h/computer.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 268px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSbFJqktZ2I/AAAAAAAAAc8/5iLaQEXxtM4/s320/computer.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271117183721498466" /></a><br /><br />ta afim de se candidatar?? acesse a página da <a href="http://computerworld.uol.com.br/carreira/2008/11/11/ykp-abre-80-vagas-para-desenvolvedores-de-projetos/" target="blank_">Computer World</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-8198917502437093978?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-81123508423222296512008-11-21T04:09:00.000-08:002008-11-21T06:03:59.913-08:00Essa é uma iniciativa dos blogs Insuportáveis e Rafabarbosa.com.<br />a lista dos blogs participantes você encontra <a href="http://www.danosse.com" target="blank_">aqui</a> por que,desculpa..mas tenho que trabalhar e não posso editar tudo aqui agora...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSal5COLpdI/AAAAAAAAAc0/Teyhp9eJ5KI/s1600-h/081120_blogblogs.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSal5COLpdI/AAAAAAAAAc0/Teyhp9eJ5KI/s320/081120_blogblogs.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271082813151225298" /></a><br /><br /><center>e pra me favoritar também...basta clicar <a href="http://blogblogs.com.br/my/gadgets/fave?url=http://vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com">aqui</a></center><br /><center><a href='http://blogblogs.com.br/' title='BlogBlogs: O seu guia na blogosfera.'><img src='http://assets3.blogblogs.com.br/public/bb/images/promo/blogblogs_108x19_white.gif' alt='BlogBlogs'></a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-8112350842322229651?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-77816050834898769432008-11-21T03:27:00.000-08:002008-11-21T03:32:31.978-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">mas num moleque chato meeeeeeeeeeeeeesmo</span><br /><br />aiahiUAHUIhai..<br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-393ec34b313c0c94" 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mesmo!!!</span><br />Stand up com Oscar Filho!!!muito bom!!!<br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-9f4a5fd4f19732b4" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v12.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D9f4a5fd4f19732b4%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331326133%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D59191F93547106FF4E354665515F644C089A973D.55A1F2D83254948A4155B52CAE15B45A8BB7CFC0%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D9f4a5fd4f19732b4%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DnnJ6WNMKkz6U_8QXMbJbmNOazzw&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed 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Para isso, basta ir na aba "configurações" ou "settings" a depender do idioma do seu Gmail claro...e ir na opções Temas(Themes) e escolher o seu!!<br />Lembrando que o serviço está sendo disponilizado pouco a pouco de forma aleatória nas contas. Então..se o seu ainda não tem a aba temas disponível..NÃO SE DESESPERE..sua hora vai chegar!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaVS964MqI/AAAAAAAAAcs/pVoJLmWZxU0/s1600-h/google.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 186px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaVS964MqI/AAAAAAAAAcs/pVoJLmWZxU0/s320/google.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271064566975443618" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-2650864818828519680?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-48999861780074322892008-11-21T02:50:00.000-08:002008-11-21T02:55:43.569-08:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-78fc862678acde72" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v6.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D78fc862678acde72%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331326133%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D777FDED67C029273E2073BF2C3EEABCC3899FD57.3BBB25971DC946DFFD776B9FB0EC175259854382%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D78fc862678acde72%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DXFVqLZ4ijjYlZF8tMZnbfwvPCoY&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v6.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D78fc862678acde72%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331326133%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D777FDED67C029273E2073BF2C3EEABCC3899FD57.3BBB25971DC946DFFD776B9FB0EC175259854382%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D78fc862678acde72%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DXFVqLZ4ijjYlZF8tMZnbfwvPCoY&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-4899986178007432289?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-14915343028850032362008-11-21T02:41:00.001-08:002008-11-21T06:29:27.886-08:00Um motorista de táxi ia guiando numa grande avenida de S.Paulo, percebeu uma linda mulher caminhando na calçada uns metros adiante e fala ao passageiro que levava no carro:<br />- Olha que mulher bonita! Nossa, ela é um avião!<br />E o passageiro responde gritando:<br />- Feia!<br />O motorista:<br />- Feia nada! Ela é gostosona pra caramba!<br />E o passageiro gritando de novo:<br />- Feia!!!! Feiaaaaa…<br />- Que feia o quê!! Tá louco??? - responde o motorista.<br />E o passageiro aos berros:<br />- Feia! Feia! Feiaaaaa!<br />O motorista, que não estava olhando pra frente, bate em outro carro.<br />Fica louco da vida e fala pro passageiro:<br />- Pô cara! Cê viu que eu ia bater!!! Por que não me avisou?<br />E o passageiro:<br />- Orra!!! Eu ava itando: - feia… feia…. E ocê num feiô. É urdo<br />é??? Zi udeu…<br /><br />Lá do <a href="http://oblog.com.br/asttro/" target="blank_">Asttro</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-1491534302885003236?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-19734522906854367282008-11-21T02:38:00.001-08:002008-11-21T02:39:29.054-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaPy2mGeAI/AAAAAAAAAcI/KOsWi4MDKYk/s1600-h/frases10.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaPy2mGeAI/AAAAAAAAAcI/KOsWi4MDKYk/s320/frases10.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271058517695297538" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-1973452290685436728?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-3018678248932082502008-11-21T02:23:00.000-08:002008-11-21T02:30:20.551-08:00Não é de se surpreender que a vencedora tenha sido uma brasileira né? Afinal de contas...não é a toa que a BUNDA é nossa paixão nacional!!<br /><br />=D<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaMf5NRGlI/AAAAAAAAAcA/3TgUTHWd2Fg/s1600-h/bumbum.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaMf5NRGlI/AAAAAAAAAcA/3TgUTHWd2Fg/s320/bumbum.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271054893444045394" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.uhull.com.br/11/21/fotos-do-concurso-de-bumbum-mais-bonito-do-mundo/#comment-151677" target="blank_">continue aqui >></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-301867824893208250?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-31484589650819557642008-11-21T02:20:00.000-08:002008-11-21T02:27:52.911-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaLordyySI/AAAAAAAAAb4/Ph2t3lY_5_E/s1600-h/frases5.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 182px; height: 282px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaLordyySI/AAAAAAAAAb4/Ph2t3lY_5_E/s320/frases5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271053944862460194" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-3148458965081955764?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-7672376194935184672008-11-21T02:18:00.000-08:002008-11-21T02:28:30.309-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaLLpkCRnI/AAAAAAAAAbw/qreBLg9sayM/s1600-h/frase9.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 172px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaLLpkCRnI/AAAAAAAAAbw/qreBLg9sayM/s320/frase9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271053446135563890" border="0" /></a><br />acho que sou a favor do aquecimento global...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-767237619493518467?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-52627455024337643612008-11-21T02:16:00.002-08:002008-11-21T02:30:56.700-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaK9MIv_SI/AAAAAAAAAbo/3hk9tRO415Q/s1600-h/frases4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 182px; height: 282px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaK9MIv_SI/AAAAAAAAAbo/3hk9tRO415Q/s320/frases4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271053197718322466" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-5262745502433764361?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-22205926803518516012008-11-21T02:16:00.001-08:002008-11-21T02:31:12.926-08:00Esqueçam Tony Stark<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaKhoODPbI/AAAAAAAAAbg/UA2ItBspEDE/s1600-h/homem_de_ferro.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaKhoODPbI/AAAAAAAAAbg/UA2ItBspEDE/s320/homem_de_ferro.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271052724220411314" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-2220592680351851601?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-27203577317888107372008-11-21T02:11:00.001-08:002008-11-21T02:31:32.252-08:00Alguém discorda?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaJZTrVSxI/AAAAAAAAAbY/1-CvkNzMbps/s1600-h/vida_moderna.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 134px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaJZTrVSxI/AAAAAAAAAbY/1-CvkNzMbps/s320/vida_moderna.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271051481755503378" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-2720357731788810737?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-52264199872056006912008-11-21T01:59:00.000-08:002008-11-21T02:32:05.258-08:00Antes de reclamar que seu photoshop, dreamweaver...flash...entre outros programas que geralmente "usam muita" memória...dê uma olhada no seu Internet Explorer antes!!!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaGpNhbWtI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/KQwUYn9HJMw/s1600-h/uso_memoria.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSaGpNhbWtI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/KQwUYn9HJMw/s320/uso_memoria.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271048456446368466" border="0" /></a>É por essas e outras que uso Firefox =D<br /><br />Clique na imagem pra ampliar...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-5226419987205600691?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-40500219569813365742008-11-20T07:44:00.001-08:002008-11-21T02:35:20.825-08:00<p>_ O que você quer ser quando crescer ???<br />O Ricardinho responde:<br />_ Eu quero ser jogador de futebol igual ao Ronaldinho<br />A professora pergunta:<br />_ E você Paulinho o que vocÊ quer ser quando crescer???<br />O Paulinho responde<br />_ Eu quero ser jogador de tenis igual ao guga<br />A professora pergunta:<br />_ E você Joaozinho o quer ser quando crescer???<br />Joaozinho responde:<br />_ Eu quero muita mulher e wisck…<br />A professora pergunta:<br />_ Mas pra que você quer wisck e mulher???<br />Joaozinho responde:<br />_ A professora to de saco cheio de punheta e coca-cola, punheta e coca-cola.</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong>Joãozinho e Suas Notas</strong><br /></span></p> <p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Vendo o boletim do neto com muitas notas vermelhas, o avô resolve dar-lhe um tremendo de um sermão:<br />- No meu tempo, Joãozinho, eu era o melhor aluno em História. Só tirava nota dez…<br />- Tudo bem, vô, só que tem um negócio!<br />- Que negócio, Joãozinho?<br />- No seu tempo havia 60 anos a menos de História para estudar, né?</span></p><p><br /></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">mais uma vez, direto do <a href="http://www.uhull.com.br" target="blank_">Uhull</a></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">abraço galera!!<br /></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-4050021956981336574?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-75220289633265473172008-11-19T10:32:00.001-08:002008-11-21T02:32:50.882-08:00só não sei se precisava realmente das "lapadas"<br /><br />iUAHIUhaiuh<br /><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/709" width="480" height="401"><param name="movie" value="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/709"><param name="flashVars" value="id=709"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/709" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="480" height="401"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-7522028963326547317?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-21311917844368950542008-11-19T10:23:00.000-08:002008-11-21T02:33:09.197-08:00O que se passa na mente de um elemento desses???<br /><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1376" width="480" height="401"><param name="movie" value="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1376"><param name="flashVars" value="id=1376"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1376" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="480" height="401"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-2131191784436895054?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-64522597301519461622008-11-19T09:56:00.000-08:002008-11-21T02:33:28.051-08:00aaee galera..site muito bom, principalmente pra quem não consegue acessar o Youtube do trabalho!!<br />hehehe<br />nesse site, você pode pegar um video do youtube e transformá-lo em mp3, wmv e muitos outros..para isso, basta adicionar a URL do video e seguir os passo!!!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSRTtc69I1I/AAAAAAAAAbI/BDVR90LV0os/s1600-h/media_conveter.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 274px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSRTtc69I1I/AAAAAAAAAbI/BDVR90LV0os/s320/media_conveter.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270429504253010770" border="0" /></a>acessem <a href="http://www.mediaconverter.org">aqui</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-6452259730151946162?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-59873446260659387232008-11-19T09:53:00.000-08:002008-11-21T02:33:48.168-08:00pra mulheres que reclamam dos seus maridos..o que acham desse?<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zfj28e6pPfI&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zfj28e6pPfI&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-5987344626065938723?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-81580000111860863712008-11-19T09:52:00.001-08:002008-11-21T02:35:37.799-08:00<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1362" width="480" height="401"><param name="movie" value="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1362"><param name="flashVars" value="id=1362"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/1362" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="480" height="401"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />essa vem do <a target="blank_" href="http://www.uhull.com.br">Uhull</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-8158000011186086371?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-46107446774148060672008-11-16T06:50:00.000-08:002008-11-21T02:34:21.339-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSAzgP5Ah7I/AAAAAAAAAa8/MUoareuneT8/s1600-h/057_podborka-379x300.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 253px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SSAzgP5Ah7I/AAAAAAAAAa8/MUoareuneT8/s320/057_podborka-379x300.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269268193137952690" border="0" /></a><br />pergunta para os amigos dele...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-4610744677414806067?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-86395044162016634462008-11-15T17:21:00.000-08:002008-11-21T02:34:43.299-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SR92p7ywAeI/AAAAAAAAAa0/eA4KA552giE/s1600-h/flash.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TSOQS5m3Nas/SR92p7ywAeI/AAAAAAAAAa0/eA4KA552giE/s320/flash.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269060551844037090" border="0" /></a><br />Clarear uma foto?? pra que usar efeitos e mais efeitos no photoshop???basta lembrar de usar o flash quando tirá-la<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-8639504416201663446?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8661283100865777474.post-45583452961989624832008-11-15T14:49:00.000-08:002008-11-21T02:35:01.086-08:00as crianças aprendem cada vez mais cedo...<br /><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-c66eb65d1639993b" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v21.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dc66eb65d1639993b%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331326133%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D166EE95D86D410B245BF469556D88AFA37303751.2757B08E6A85F57BB28705A2B1465CE25AE734C3%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dc66eb65d1639993b%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D0J_HlRG--y1kH53zz89UwHasmNc&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v21.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dc66eb65d1639993b%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331326133%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D166EE95D86D410B245BF469556D88AFA37303751.2757B08E6A85F57BB28705A2B1465CE25AE734C3%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dc66eb65d1639993b%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D0J_HlRG--y1kH53zz89UwHasmNc&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8661283100865777474-4558345296198962483?l=vaaitrabalhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>elmerrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15294648105350626984noreply@blogger.com0